Many Mansions

So Peyton Manning died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around.
They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the
window."This house is yours for eternity, Peyton,' God said. "This is very special. Not everone gets a house up here.' Peyton felt special and walked up to his house. On his way up the to the porch, he noticed another house. It was a three story mansion with a
black-and-gold sidewalk, a 50-foot flagpole with an enormous Steelers flag and a Terrible Towel in every window.

Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but why does Ben Roethlisberger get a better house that me?" God chuckled and said, "Peyton, that's not Ben's house, It's mine. And those footprints...that's where I carried you for the whole 4th quarter when Troy picked off the pass."




Elijah went to get three large IC Lights and a kolboss sandwich.