Reno v Gonzalez Goes Off 3-2 in Vegas Odds

(AP)She's back. Former Attorney General Janet Reno faces off tonight in the squared circle versus Bush pol Alberto Gonzalez, even as the Judge Alito debate rivets the country. A Sony trinitron will be allowed in chambers during Sen John Kerry's one man 'filibuster.'
"I've been around the judicial fight game for a long time," said Sen Joe Biden, "and I think she'll be tough to beat." Conservative critics criticize the fight's timing as a diversion for the trouncing Democrats expect to take in the senate. Asked to comment, 'Hyannisport Mauler' Sen. Ted Kennedy quipped, "That is one hairy broad."
Manager and sparring partner Susan Estrich downplayed criticism about her fighter's age and medical condition. Veteran cutman James Frey will be joined in her corner by promoter Cindy Sheehan. "Only in America," Sheehan chirped, flashing her trademark V-sign.