Where Is 'The Office' When You Need It?

"'en that's yer theery?!...Git old 'nye cannae hack it anymore, and 's all shite?"--Renton to Sick Boy


"Handbags and Gladrags"
Ever see a blind man cross the road
Trying to make the other side
Ever see a young girl growing old
Trying to make herself a bride So what becomes of you my love
When they have finally stripped you of
The handbags and the gladrags
That your poor old Grandad had to sweat to buy you Once I was a young man
And all I thought I had to do was smile
Well you are still a young girl
And you bought everything in style So once you think you're in you're out
'Cos you don't mean a single thing without
The handbags and the gladrags
That your poor old Grandad had to sweat to buy you Sing a song of six-pence for your sake
And take a bottle full of rye
Four and twenty blackbirds in a cake
And bake them all in a pie They told me you missed school today
So what I suggest you just throw them all away
The handbags and the gladrags
That your poor old Grandad had to sweat to buy
Oh oh They told me you missed school today
So what I suggest you just throw them all away
The handbags and the gladrags
That your poor old Grandad had to sweat to buy you