Sloane Rangers with Sticks

A SCHOOLGIRLS’ hockey match ended up in a St Trinian’s-style free-for-all when a posh public school took on a local comp. Tempers frayed when the Easthampstead Park players stunned rivals from £18,000-a-year Luckley Oakfield with “lots of horrid swearing”. Witnesses said Luckley’s coach yelled to her team to “sprint like hell” for their team bus. One watching mum said: “The Luckley girls looked like they were running for their lives as Easthampstead gave chase waving hockey sticks and jeering. “To be honest it was hilarious. The posh girls sped out of the gates back to their school. The umpire had to abandon the match. I doubt there will be a replay.”