Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwww!

Huguenots, Hezbollah Attack Ephrata, Haifa

Huguenot Aggression Over Landis Intensifies Near Blue Ball "He said this test is so irregular and there's no reason why it wouldn't have shown up on other days he was riding if that was a fact," his mother said. She was speaking to reporters outside her home in Farmersville, Pennsylvania, where the 30-year-old cyclist was born in a community of Mennonite Christians. TV video of her remarks was made available in Washington.

Landis's Phonak cycling team said on Thursday he had tested positive for the male sex hormone testosterone in a test after his remarkable comeback last week in the 17th stage of this year's tour, which ended on Sunday.

"I'm not concerned. I think God is allowing us to go through this so that Floyd's glory is even greater," Arlene Landis said.

Where Have You Gone, Joe DiMaggio?

Diamond Dave Would Say, "Blue-eyed Murder In A Size Five Dress!"

That Thing You Do, Kitten!

Wa-tay-da, Wa-tah-da: At Leavenworth, There's No Room To Scoff

Penal Implant for Officer Who Won't Go

The United States Disciplinary Barracks (USDB) at Fort Leavenworth, Kansas is the only maximum security prison in the Department of Defense. It is the oldest penal institution in continuous operation in the federal system. Operations at the prison started in May 1875 and have continued to this date. Its mission is to incarcerate U.S. military prisoners sentenced to long terms of confinement, and conduct correctional and treatment programs to maintain good order and discipline and reduce recidivism upon release; and, on order, provide trained and ready Soldiers to conduct world-wide deployments in support of contingency operations.

"Borderline" Or, The View From The Top of 815 Second Avenue

"Tomorrow Belongs To Thee," m'lady.

Church of the Multiplication, Tabgha

Click for Google Map

Fear of Snakes drove Evolution?

'Kin-A it did, genius! I used cottonmouths for pistol practice while they swam around with the Gar. That's why we don't e-volution from books in Dixie.

Civil Right To Divorce Guaranteed

"First thing we do, let's hire all the lawyers."--Dick the Butcher, Henry VI

Jeremiah Was Not A Bullfrog

Thus the Lord said to me: Make yourself a yoke of straps and bars, and put them on your neck. I spoke to King Zedekiah of Judah in the same way: Bring your necks under the yoke of the king of Babylon, and serve him and his people, and live. Why should you andyour people die by the sword, by famine, and by pestilence, as the Lord has spoken concerning any nation that will not serve the king of Babylon? Do not listen to the words of the prophets who are telling you not to serve the king of Babylon, for they are prophesying a lieto you. I have not sent them, says the Lord, but they are prophesying falsely in my name, with the result that I will drive you out and you will perish.

Mike Hammer Takes The Dirt Nap

So long, Mickey.

Valerie Plame, the Mother

Democrats for Lieberman

Machine Gun Kitty

Epistrophy

"Aux Armes Mes Citoyens!"

Hussein Joins Sheehan, CodePink in Strike

BAGHDAD (Reuters) - Saddam Hussein and three of his co-defendants have been on hunger strike for five days in protest at court procedures and the killing of their defense lawyers, the U.S. military said on Wednesday. "I join Mother Sheehan," addedthe deposed Hussein, who has refused thyroid medication. "I was democratically elected, just like my brother Hugo Chavez and our good friend Rudy Giuliani," he added, "although I wish to thank Sean Penn for the muffin basket."

Everybody Digs Bill Evans

"Supposing that Truth is a woman--What Then?"

Read It and Weep

ARTICLE VII
Dioceses may be united into Provinces in such manner, under such
conditions, and with such powers, as shall be provided by Canon of the
General Convention; Provided, however, that no Diocese shall be included
in a Province without its own consent.

Click title for The Constitution and Canons. But while I am at it... I.12.2

Sec. 2. In all cases in which a Canon of the General Convention directs a duty to be performed, or a power to be exercised, by a Standing Committee, or by the Clerical members thereof, or by any other body consisting
of several members, a majority of said members, the whole having been
duly cited to meet, shall be a quorum; and a majority of the quorum so
convened shall be competent to act, unless the contrary is expressly
required by the Canon.

In every vote, someone wins and someone loses. Grief counselors are on call.

The Club Tie and The Firm Handshake

"Shine on you crazy, etc etc"

A Portmeiron of the Mind

"A still tongue makes a happy life, Number 6."

Quelques Choses Ne Sont Pas Francais

Mais, il y a des autres choses...

Clarabelch

(BBC):Organisers of a music festival have had to change their fancy dress circus theme after some ticket holders told them they had a phobia of clowns. The Bestival, which takes place on 8, 9 and 10 September near Newport, Isle of Wight, had asked festival-goers to turn up in curly wigs and large shoes. But organisers decided to shelve the idea after a number of ticket holders said they suffered from Coulrophobia.

Coulrophobia - fear of clowns - can cause panic attacks, shortness of breath, rapid breathing, irregular heartbeat, sweating, nausea and overall feelings of dread.

'Rolling Famine' To Support Code Pink, Hollywood

American actors Sean Penn and Susan Sarandon are to join a hunger strike protesting against the war in Iraq. The fast began outside the White House in Washington yesterday, 4 July. Each protestor is to give up food for 24 hours, passing the fast from person to person every 24 hours. This "rolling fast", which has been organised by woman's anti-war group CodePink, is to last until 21 September, International Peace Day.

Jacques Derrida Our Founder

"All language is metaphorical, and if we insist that particular words have only one meaning and the way we understand those words is the only possible interpretation, we have elevated that text to an idol," she said (to The Washington Post) in a telephone interview. "I'm encouraging people to look beyond their favorite understandings."

If your soul isn't fettered to an office stool,
Be careful to be guided by this golden rule--
Stick close to your desks and never go to sea,
And you all may be Rulers of the Queen's Navee!

Dreaming